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    Wednesday, July 27th, 2005
    9:15 pm
    There was a dog
    The dog crossed the road.




    That dig did a bog




    And after that he did a fart


    THERE WAS A DOG
    HE CROSSED THE ROAD

    HE CROSSED IT AGAIN AND THEN HE SAID...... HELLO


    HE CROSSED THE ROAD










    AND HE CROSSED IT AGAIN


    AND HE GOT RUN OVER








    BY A TRUCK
    THAT DOG GOT SQUASHED









    BY A TRUCK
    HE WENT TO HEAVEN











    AND DID A FART!

    Current Mood: tired
    Current Music: In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida - Iron Butterfly
    Tuesday, July 5th, 2005
    11:15 pm
    Random Poetry made up on the spot
    Tomorrow I will hear voices,
    That I've never heard before,
    Tomorrow they will come again,
    But never will get softer or
    Will they ever turn away
    From my aching head,
    I don't know what they mean
    But I can guess they want to be fed,
    Tomorrow and the day after that,
    I will sleep and dream
    About the thing that someone told me
    That made me want to scream,
    Not with agony or with pain,
    Or with pleasure or insane,
    Nor from love or hate or sin
    I will not scream for anything,
    I scream because I scream,
    That is what I do,
    There is no reason why I scream,
    Neither is there one for you,
    Let's all scream a happy song,
    One about colours and bubbles,
    And waking up in the middle of the night
    To listen to the toilet mumble.
    77 years ago,
    The earth kept going round,
    Nothing else happened.

    Current Mood: artistic
    Current Music: This is Spinal Tap - Spinal Tap
    Friday, July 1st, 2005
    7:59 pm
    Survey
    What is your name?: Anthony
    Are you named after anyone?: No
    What's your screename?: Anything to do with Les "God" Claypool
    Would you name a child of yours after you?: no, there are more important people to be named after.
    If you were born a member of the opposite sex what would your name be?: Apparently Olivia
    If you could switch names with a friend who would it be?: Alice :)
    Are there any mispronounciations/typos that ppl do w/ your name constantly?: No
    Would you drop your last name if you became famous?: No

    Basics
    Your gender:: male
    Straight/Gay/Bi:: Straight
    Single?:
    If not, do you want to be?: It's nice to be single
    Birthdate:: 21/10/89
    Your age:: 15
    Age you act:: 27
    Age you wish you were:: 15
    Your height:: 18something cm
    Eye color:: green
    Happy with it?: yes
    Hair color:: black
    Happy with it?: yep
    Lefty/righty/ambidextrous:: right
    Your living arrangement:: mum, dad, brother, sister
    Your family:: ....
    Have any pets?: birds
    Whats your job?: umpire
    Piercings?: no
    Tattoos?: no
    Obsessions?: music, guitar
    Addictions?: downloading music, i hate it but i do it anyway. seriously, watching your downloads are the best way to burn time
    Do you speak another language?: no
    Have a favorite quote?: 'the more it stays the same, the less it changes'
    Do you have a webpage?: http://mctino.tripod.com...I also have a page on www.soundclick.com, just search McTino
    Deep Thoughts About Life and You in it: None
    Do you live in the moment?: no
    Do you consider yourself tolerant of others?: yes
    Do you have any secrets?: yes
    Do you hate yourself?: no
    Do you like your handwriting?: no
    Do you have any bad habits?: i pick my nose
    What is the compliment you get from most people?: Fuck, you're a good guitarist >:)
    If a movie was made about your life, what would it be called?: Loving Les: The Story Of A Freak
    What's your biggest fear?: broken glass and the ends of escalators
    Can you sing?: no but i do anyway.
    Do you ever pretend to be someone else just to look cool?: when I talk to people on the net in America, I'm a lot of different people. But other than that, I'm myself
    Are you a loner?: yes
    What are your #1 priorities in life?: music and schooling
    If you were another person, would you be friends with you?: yes
    Are you a daredevil?: yes, but nothing that will scar my health or body
    Is there anything you fear or hate about yourself?: I hate my left wrist...it doesn't turn all the way around and it affects my guitar playing and karate
    Are you passive or agressive?: both
    Do you have a journal?: on the net
    What is your greatest strength and weakness?: Strength: guitar Weakness: laziness
    If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?: My laziness
    Do you think you are emotionally strong?: yes
    Is there anything you regret doing/not doing in life?: running on stage and kissing Alice Cooper, getting better seats for Alice Cooper, being Alice Cooper, still the best night of my life, not complaining :)
    Do you think life has been good so far?: yes
    What is the most important lesson you've learned from life?: Pick your music wisely
    What do you like the most about your body?: my nostrils
    And least?: my left wrist
    Do you think you are good looking?: no
    Are you confident?: yes
    What is the fictional character you are most like?: Fozzie Bear
    Are you perceived wrongly?: yes

    Do You...
    Smoke?: no
    Do drugs?: no
    Read the newspaper?: yes
    Pray?: no
    Go to church?: no
    Talk to strangers who IM you?: yes
    Sleep with stuffed animals?: no
    Take walks in the rain?: yes
    Talk to people even though you hate them?: yes
    Drive?: nope
    Like to drive fast?: no

    Would or Have You Ever?
    Liked your voice?: no
    Hurt yourself?: yes
    Been out of the country?: no
    Eaten something that made other people sick?: no
    Been in love?: yes
    Done drugs?: no
    Gone skinny dipping?: nope
    Had a medical emergency?: no
    Had surgery?: no
    Ran away from home?: no
    Played strip poker?: yes
    Gotten beaten up?: no
    Beaten someone up?: yes
    Been picked on?: yes
    Been on stage?: yes
    Slept outdoors?: yep
    Thought about suicide?: no
    Pulled an all nighter?: yes
    If yes, what is your record?: who cares
    Gone one day without food?: yes
    Talked on the phone all night?: yes
    Slept together with the opposite sex w/o actually having sex?: yes
    Slept all day?: yes
    Killed someone?: n
    Made out with a stranger?: yes
    Had sex with a stranger?: no
    Thought you're going crazy?: no
    Kissed the same sex?: no
    Done anything sexual with the same sex?: no
    Been betrayed?: yes
    Had a dream that came true?: yes
    Broken the law?: yes
    Met a famous person?: yes
    Have you ever killed an animal by accident?: yes
    On purpose?: yes
    Told a secret you swore you wouldn't tell?: yes
    Stolen anything?: yes
    Been on radio/tv?: yes
    Been in a mosh-pit?: yes
    Had a nervous breakdown?: no
    Bungee jumped?: no
    Had a dream that kept coming back?: yes
    Beliefs
    Belive in life on other planets?: yes
    Miracles?: yes
    Astrology?: no
    Magic?: no
    God?: yes
    Satan?: yes
    Santa?: yes
    Ghosts?: yes
    Luck?: yes
    Love at first sight?: yes
    Yin and yang (that good cant exist w/o bad)?: no
    Witches?: yes
    Easter bunny?: yes
    Believe its possible to remain faithful forever?: yes
    Believe theres a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow?: yes
    Deep Theological Questions
    Do you believe in the traditional view of Heaven and Hell?: tradition? what a load of shit
    Do you think God has a gender?: (s)he did once upon a time
    Do you believe in organized religion?: yes
    Where do you think we go when we die?: in a grave or in a bottle

    Friends
    Do you have any gay/lesbian friends?: yes
    Who is your best friend?: Him
    Who's the one person that knows most about you?: Aaron or Michael...or Kate
    What's the best advice that anyone has ever given to you?: Aaron once sent me a recommendation..it sent my life in a 90 degree turn
    Your favourite inside joke?: shit there's a few...there's 3 AM in the morning....Dr. Ed....Fred....Mr. Cheeney....
    Thing you're picked on most about?: music taste
    Friends you miss being close to the most?: I dunno, probably my primary school friends
    Last person you talked to online?: Aaron
    Who do you talk to most online?: Zrinka or Aaron
    Who are you on the phone with most?: Kate
    Who do you trust most?: Aaron
    Who listens to your problems?: Zrinka, Michael (even though he has nothing to contribute :P) Kate.
    Who do you fight most with?: Michael
    Who's the nicest?: Aaron..no he's a fuck cos he caught me bopping along to a shit song...Michael...no he's a fuck cos he teases me about Alice...Kate...no he's a fuck cos she's just a natural bitch :P...Daniel Higham...yeah him!
    Who's the most outgoing?: Jarryd
    Who's the best singer?: Me
    Who's on your shit-list?: Everyone
    Have you ever thought of having sex with a friend?: probably
    Who's your second family?: My CDs
    Do you always feel understood?: no, but I don't care
    Who's the loudest friend?: Jarryd and Adam
    Do you trust others easily?: no
    Who's house were you last at?: aaron
    Name one person who's arms you feel safe in:: Aaron's :D :P
    Do your friends know you?: yes
    Friend that lives farthest away:: I dunno....

    Love and All That
    Do you consider love a mistake?: no
    What do you find romantic?: Boobies
    If someone u had no interest in had interest in dating u how would u feel?: Angry
    Do you prefer knowing someone before dating them or going: yep
    Do you think the opposite sex finds you good looking?: I dunno, I don't ask
    What is best about the opposite sex?: The lesbianism in some
    What is the worst thing about the opposite sex?: the bitchiness in some
    What's the last present someone gave you?: Alice Cooper ticket
    Are you in love?: yes
    Do you consider your significant other hot?: ....yes
    Who Was the Last Person...
    That haunted you?: Aaron
    You wanted to kill?: Kate
    That you laughed at?: Aaron
    That laughed at you?: Aaron
    That turned you on?: Elisha Cuthbert
    You went shopping with?: Aaron
    That broke your heart?: Kate
    To disappoint you?: Kate
    To ask you out?: Aaron :D
    To make you cry?: Fuck that was a long time ago
    To brighten up your day?: Aaron
    That you thought about?: Jeremy
    You saw a movie with?: Aaron
    You talked to on the phone?: My sister
    You talked to through IM/ICQ?: Some random person
    You saw?: My brother
    You lost?: ...

    Right This Moment...
    Are you going out?: no
    Will it be with your significant other?: no
    Or some random person?: no
    What are you wearing right now?: Wouldn't you love to know :P Long pants, socks, t shirt, jacket, undies.
    Body part you're touching right now:: Penis lol jk, Fingers, they hurt
    What are you worried about right now?: If I'll be going out with Kate tomorrow or if she'll ditch me again
    What book are you reading?: Four Past Midnight by Stephen King
    What's on your mousepad?: Blue shit
    Use 5 words to describe how you're feeling:: Happy, accomplished, Relieved, Sore, Complete.
    Are you bored?: no
    Are you tired?: yes
    Are you talking to anyone online?: no
    Are you talking to anyone on the phone?: yes
    Are you lonely or content?: both
    Are you listening to music?: no, how sad

    Current Mood: cheerful
    Current Music: Alice Cooper still ringing in my ears
    7:46 pm
    Alice Cooper
    I think I just had the best time of my life.

    I rock up at 7:30 and there's an enormous queue waiting to get in. Abssolutely huge. My mum drives around the the front, me and Ben get out and just walk straight in the door. Good start hey! We find our seats (on the balcony, a bit too far back, directly in front of the stage, not bad) and we wait for Billy Thorpe to come out. So out he comes, plays a few shit songs, some people up the front are yelling at him so they get a 'shut the fuck up' which gets everyone in the right mood. He tells us we're fucking pathetic and leaves. So there's a long break. We have a look at the people and it is the weird bunch of people. Everyone's either normal like me, a goth or old. Weird.

    So then Alice starts. Kicks into gear with 'Department Of Youth', we jump up and down and the music does not take longer than a 5 second break between songs. No jokes. He fucked up the guillotine though. Too fake. Highlights of the night were 'I'm Eighteen' which me and Ben went psycho to, 'School's Out' where me and Ben went absolutely crazy to, and the encore of 'Poison', 'I Wish I Were Born In Beverly Hills' and 'Under My Wheels' where me and Ben literally went absolute ape-shit.

    The hang-over: Sore neck, sore back, head-ache, deafening ringing in my ears, weariness, sore fingers, dizziness and sore arms, but fuck, it was worth it!

    Current Mood: accomplished
    Current Music: Every Alice Cooper song I own as celebration
    7:40 pm
    I Love doing this shit so shut up and read.

    B- bold for true I- italics for so-so

    01. I have kissed someone of the same sex on the lips. 02. I see a therapist. 03. I'm the youngest child. 04. I am drawn to things associated with sadness. 05. I love my gauged earrings. 06. I wear black eyeliner every day. 07. I am extremely influenced by kindness. 08. I love to write 09. I can't live without lipgloss. 10. I'm probably emotionally scarred. 11. I lived in Tahoe. 12. I spend money I have. 13. I'll be in college for over 4 years.. 14. I love designer handbags. 15. I've had a concussion before. 16. I'm not good with confrontation. 17. I loved the Backstreet Boys. 18. I have more than a couple horrible memories. 19. I'm addicted to Degrassi. 20. I've tried writing poetry before but it sucked. 21. My first kiss was unexpected. 22. I'm not a fan of rap. 23. I love taking pictures. 24. I hate girls who are fake! 25. I can be mean when I want to. 26. When I allow myself to get close to people, I get very attached. 28. I have way too many pairs of shoes. 29. I was into Hot Wheels as a child. 30. I dress how I feel that day. 31. My room is painted a color other than white. 32. I cry very easily. 33. I'm always early. 34. I barely ever study for tests. 35. My birthday is my favorite holiday. 36. I have too many clothes for my closet/dresser. 37. I am a morning person 38. I wish I was smarter. 39. I believe that it is wrong to be gay. 40. I don't blame gay people for being gay, its not like they have a choice. 41. No one really knows me. 42. I don't have many bad hair days. 43. I sometimes fight with my parents. 44. I am passionate about my interests. 45.I have had the chicken pox. 46. I'm a hopeless romantic. 47. I feel empty sometimes. 48. I am/was most likely clinically depressed at a point in my life. 49. I am no longer depressed because of medication. 50. I am very outgoing. 51. Christmas is my favorite holiday. 52. I can be very insecure. 53. I don't notice it, but I'm told I'm very softspoken. 54. I hate ignorant people. 55. I love the color yellow. 56. I love guys that play the guitar. 57. I state the obvious. 58. I'm a moody person. 59. I have a low self-confidence 60. I've contemplated suicide. 61. I hate cleaning my room. 62. I tend to get jealous. 63. I like to play video games. 64. I love John Mayer. 65. I get more upset when I see an animal hurt than a person. 66. I'm a vegetarian/vegan/don't eat meat. 67. I've had a crush on a teacher before. 68. I am too forgiving. 70. I have a good sense of direction. 71. I'm happy with my life most of the time. 72. I've played a musical instrument for more than 5 years. 73. I can function perfectly well without a girlfriend/boyfriend. 74. I love kisses on the forehead. 75. I love the color blue. 76. I don't sew. 77. I am not addicted to drugs. 78. I wear contacts. 79.I don't really care about politics. 80. I hate Bush, but I have reasons to justify it. 81. I don't take criticism well. 82. Conformity is stupid. 83. I looooooove Colin Farrell. 84. Rocker boys/chicks turn me on. 85. I love my family. 86. I don't mind getting shots 87. I am a perfectionist when it comes to CERTAIN THINGS. 88. I always wanted to learn to play the guitar. 89. I can be too hard on myself. 90. I'm probably going to have premarital sex 91. I don't like my nose. 92. I am very religious. 93. I still act like a little kid. 94. I am ridiculously indecisive. 95. I believe in a higher power or some form of an afterlife. 96. I love music. 97. I'm in love. 98. I have problems letting go of people. 99. Ashlee Simpson is awesome. 100. I don't really like ice cream.



    Current Mood: Alice Cooper wore me out
    Current Music: Computer Games - Mi-Sex
    Monday, June 6th, 2005
    6:28 pm
    Time of my life...yeah fersure...
    Well well well.....welliwelliwelliwelliwelliwelliwell.....

    Saturday night was a very strange night. It was heaps of fun, yet verrrrry straaaaange. It started off real horrorshow. I rocked up to Alice's house, nice and happy, I scored a brand new guitar strap. Then my cousin showed up. We waited for her to get ready, then off into the limo. The ride was fun. So many fucking photos. I wear they drive me insane. We stopped at Maccas, had everyone looking at us. Then we had to be filmed getting out of the limo. Adrian, being the comedian that he is, will appear on the DVD getting out with a Coke in his hand. So we stroll in and we practise and we fucking crash into the table. More photos. Then we're locked into the back room. I start shitting myself, so I am now known as 'Mr. Freak-out'. Haha. So then everyone starts piling in and were all sitting there shitting ourselves. Thankfully we're last out so we shit ourselves the longest. By God, I enjoyed those 30 seconds locked together in a small room. Too scared to make a move though ;) Not the right time. So we stroll out, I grab the mop and we start. All goes well, everyone's very happy.

    So the deb goes very well. So to the after-party. We hop onto the party bus and Alice is the first to get smashed. Trust. So that blows my chances. Anyway, Kate and Co. hop on, all is going good. Alright, so it wasn't the best of times. Pretty boring actually. At 3:30 most people get off. At about 4:30 there's only about 10 people left. I get really bored so I fall asleep. I then realised that I'm better at scoring chicks in my sleep than I am when I'm awake. I wake up to find some chick sucking my face.

    So yeah, awesome night...weird but awesome....


    Yes.


    "Maybe after he's gone, she'll come back, love me again..."

    Current Mood: indifferent
    Current Music: The Zombies - Odessy And Oracle
    Tuesday, May 24th, 2005
    5:53 pm
    music, music, music.....music
    1. Of all the bands/artists in your cd/record collection, which one do you own the most albums by?

    Let's see...

    FRANK ZAPPA (20):

    Lumpy Gravy
    Hot Rats
    Chunga's Revenge
    Burnt Weeny Sandwich
    We're Only In It For The Money
    Freak Out!
    Cruisin' With Ruben And The Jets
    Weasels Ripped My Flesh
    '
    Roxy And Elsewhere
    Bongo Fury
    Sheik Yerbouti
    Sleep Dirt
    One Size Fits All
    Ship Arriving Too Late To Save A Drowning Witch
    Them Or Us
    Joe's Domage
    Thing-Fish
    Waka/Jawaka
    The Grand Wazoo

    PRIMUS (20):

    Suck On This
    Frizzle Fry
    Sailing The Seas Of Cheese
    Pork Soda
    Rhinoplasty
    The Brown Album
    Tales From The Punchbowl
    Miscellaneous Debris
    KZSU Radio
    San Jose, CA, 1991
    Chapel Hill, NC, 1992
    Woodstock, 1994
    Denver, CO, 1993
    Wocester, MA, 1995
    Osaka, Japan, 1996
    Saratoga Springs, NY, 1997
    Toulouse, France, 1998
    Cleveland, OH, 1999
    Austin, TX, 2000
    Antipop

    WEEN (20):

    GodWeenSatan: The Oneness
    The Pod
    Pure Guava
    Chocolate And Cheese
    12 Golden Country Greats
    The Mollusk
    White Pepper
    Quebec
    The Rathskellar, 1989
    Court Tavern (Green Lipped Mussels), 1991
    First Ave, Minneapolics, MN, 1993
    12 Live Country Greats
    Fillmore 96
    Craters Of The Sac
    VPRO Radio Contest, 1990
    Live At Toronto
    Paintin' The Town Brown
    Live At Stubbs, 7/2000
    Rotten Cheese
    2004-10-17

    2. What was the last song you listened to?

    The Theme Song to A Clockwork Orange, that creepy music at the very start. Very powerful piece.

    3. What's in your CD player right now?

    Rancid - ...And Out Come The Wolves

    4. What song would you say sums you up?

    Pigs (Three Different Ones) - Pink Floyd

    5. What's your favourite local band?

    Klinger

    6. What was the last show you attended?

    Well..I was IN a show last night, if that counts.

    8. What's the shittiest band you've ever seen in concert?

    The Hooley Dooleys. They sucked ass.

    9. What band do you love musically but hate the members of?

    Guns 'n' Roses.

    10. What is the most musically involved you have ever been?

    Well, probably the recording of the never ending McTino album, Crap. And also playing on stage solo.

    11. What show are you looking forward to?

    Alice Cooper!!!

    12. What is your favourite band shirt?

    My Ramones one.

    13. What musician would you like to hang out with for a day?

    Les Claypool!!!!!111one

    14. What musician would you like to hump for a day?

    I'd hump Deborah Harry in the late 70s.

    Current Mood: determined
    Current Music: Random Ween Outtakes
    Monday, May 23rd, 2005
    9:39 pm
    This guy's pretty bizarre, Gus
    OK, so here's the story:

    A bunch of happy travellers are on the tram. The driver gives a nice little commentary about where they're going. Then the travellers become suspicious because the driver asks for directions. Then the SWAT team raid the tram and everything freezes.

    There are 2 wogs playing soccer in the park. A news reporter comes and asks them if they know anything about the hujacking of the tram on the weekend. The wogs have no clue.

    Now it's Christmas five years ago and Steven and friends are playing a game of Twister. Steven is miserable because he got a ball for Christmas instead of a toy tram. His dad tells him that he's been getting trams every Christmas for the last six years and Steven starts crying. One of his friends swaps his new tram for Steven's ball.

    The news reporter comes to a certain Les Claypool (me!) and asks about the tram incident. Les replies by saying it was an awesome idea for a song (typical, hey!) A gangsta rapper was almost killed by the tram, as the reporter is told...by the gangsta....

    Four tram supervisers are out to lunch arguing about the footy until the boss comes in and informs them that the keys to the tram are missing. The supervisers, being the typical yobs that they are, haven't got a clue.

    Two policemen are interviewed. They cannot give away too much detail because they are very important. The badges and stripes say so.


    The four airhead yobs are out to lunch the next day. The boss turns up and says that a tram's missing. The supervisers have no clue...

    The news reporter interviews Steven's grandfather and brother. They say that Steven has mental problems and is obsessed with trams.

    A bunch of happy travellers are on the tram. The driver gives a nice little commentary about where they're going. Then the travellers become suspicious because the driver asks for directions. Then the SWAT team raid the tram in slow motion and hold the driver under arrest.

    Les Claypool (me!) comes up, guitar in hand, and sings a little ditty about the tram stealer. The End.

    Current Mood: tired
    Current Music: Rag Mop - The Ames Brothers
    Friday, May 20th, 2005
    10:27 pm
    SLADE SLADE SLADE!
    I'm in love. It's true. I'm telling everyone who cares to listen because it's true. But not with you-know-who (protecting the innocent, you know who I'm talking about), but with music once again. It's Slade, ladies and gentlemen. Can't get any FUCKING better than this, mang! I've known who they are for fucking 15 years and I only find out their good NOW!



    GO! AND BEAT YOUR CRAZY HEAD AGAINST THE SKY!

    Current Mood: ecstatic
    Current Music: Darling Be Home Soon - Slade
    Friday, May 6th, 2005
    10:15 pm
    ARE YOU HUNG UP?
    aRE YOU HUNG UP?
    ARE YOU HUNG UP?
    AR YOU HUNG UP?
    ARE YOU HUNG UP ?
    ARE YOU HUNG UP?
    ARE YOU HUN-G UP?
    /-\RE YOU HUNG UP?
    ARE U HUNG UP?
    ARE YOU HUNG UP
    ARE YOU hung UP?
    ARE YOU HUNG Up?
    ARE YOU HUNG UP?

    Current Mood: calm
    Current Music: Donovan - Sunshine Superman
    Wednesday, May 4th, 2005
    9:37 pm
    It must be love...love love.
    How very interesting. What a horrorshow weekend. Because I'm a little late and haven't updated my thing and all that cal, I thought I'd share my lovely weekend with you, O my brothers.

    _I love you, even if you don't, you've got your knife up to my throat, why do you wanna see me bleed?_

    Getting friendly's always the way to go. Especially if you're told to do it by a dancing instructor with a hot ptitsa who you've just met and will be viddying every Sunday for the next month, and then most likely will be viddying much much much more after that.

    _Woke up, fell out of bed, dragged a comb across my head..._

    Sure enough, my old droog and English neighbour Derryn is there with his devotchka. Someone to talk to, thank Bog, my brothers. Mind you, this is week one, weeks to come and you'll see some closeness between the ironical ptitsa and your Humble Narrator.

    _She knew what she wanted, she was looking for that stud bull, that he cat, that was me..._

    I see a good life ahead, O my brothers. A horrorshow few days awaits Your Friendly And Humble Droog. Oh yes. Yes yes yes.

    _I never thought I'd feel this way, the way I feel about you..
    As soon as I wake up, every night, every day, I know that it's you I need to take the blues away_

    Current Mood: happy
    Current Music: Mothers Of Invention - We're Only In It For The Money
    Saturday, April 9th, 2005
    8:39 pm
    Going to Alice Cooper!!!
    At bloody last! I've been waiting at least two months for tickets and left it til the last minute. First I had to find the right phone number to the bloody place to book them, then I needed someone to go with. Knowing my friends, they either hate him or couldn't be stuffed going or couldn't get the money, but I settled on my neighbour, who, surprisingly, is as crazy about Him as me. We have pretty crap seats though. On the balcony, half-way back. I would've liked to be as close to him as possible but it still should be awesome. It's the Coop for God's sake! He's a legend.
    It's also a relief becuase so far in the last 5 years I've missed The Who, Franz Ferdinand, PJ Harvey, Klinger, The Doors and Blondie. None of them I went to.




    Well, I do snap-dad and let me tell ya right 'bout now, I'm lit up like an old Christmas tree.

    Current Mood: okay
    Friday, April 8th, 2005
    5:33 pm
    God save Sathington Willoughby
    Fellow colleges, distinguished members of the press, ladies and gentlemen, I would like to take this opportunity to personally and humbly thank each and every one of you for joining us at this particular event.

    It is my hope that we can utilize this meeting of the minds to successfully convey the essence of our platform to you, a grand and noble audience.

    As I look out among the faces, I reflect, taking console in the words of Franklin Delano Roosevelt who said, "We have nothing to fear but fear itself".

    Paranoia is a disease unto itself, and may I add, the person standing next to you may not be who they appear to be, so take precaution.

    A mind is a terrible thing to waste, this is true. Many a young person has fallen prey to the substances that alter the perspective of any right thinking individual.

    The Problem with the youth today is, because of their inexperience with the world, they cannot attempt to grasp the ideals set forth by myself and those who preceded me.

    But, as history has shown, they will come around, and embrace our philosophies and become model citizens in their own right. God bless this great nation.

    Current Mood: bouncy
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